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time for a laugh
A little boy asked his father "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married? "
Father replies "I don't know son, I'm still paying! "
Father replies "I don't know son, I'm still paying! "
ash410- Moderator
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Re: time for a laugh
Ain't that the truth
Reaper- Moderator
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Re: time for a laugh
I sent my picture to a lonely hearts club last week.
They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely
They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely
ash410- Moderator
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Re: time for a laugh
Lol - that's why I'm not married (that and I don't see the point in a religious ceremony where I swear before "God" to love this woman till the end of my life. I don't need that, I do that anyway!)
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Re: time for a laugh
The Traffic Warden’s funeral
As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Warden’s funeral a voice from inside screams "I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me out!"
The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters
"Too late pal, the paperwork’s already done"
As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Warden’s funeral a voice from inside screams "I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me out!"
The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters
"Too late pal, the paperwork’s already done"
ash410- Moderator
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Re: time for a laugh
Phoned my work this morning and said "Sorry boss, I can't come in today, I have a wee cough."
Boss says "You have a wee cough?"
I said "Really, Cheers boss, see you next week."
Boss says "You have a wee cough?"
I said "Really, Cheers boss, see you next week."
ash410- Moderator
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Re: time for a laugh
Last time I did it, they phoned agency later on to tell them to fire me .
But.... dilligaf didn't like it anyway.
But.... dilligaf didn't like it anyway.
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Re: time for a laugh
Try ringing a company at random and tell them you aren't coming in
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